Definitely the best night of my life
I’ve never been this happy
I feel so good
This was the best night of my life.
Tomorrow I’m seeing Kanye and Kendrick with floor seats
So that’s an experience
"A man dumps the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rots, melts into slime. Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers, and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. And the family of the girl buys the honey from the store, and the family eats the girl."
i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
Realizing that Joel mchale is 42 makes me need to lie down for a bit
"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she’s doing"